Thursday, July 25, 2013

The Kink and I

I have a kitty cat that kinks,
Emotional reaction kicks and winks,
This I confess is confusing,
None is sure where it is leading,
Rats roam the street in distance,
Men drank, falter, and wince,
The call to kink and kill is strong,
Responsibility seems a compass to correct the wrong,
Goose bumps, red lumps,
oil lamps, shivering swamps,
The kitty makes its way to victory,
Which is enough for a whole story.
When the places go neat after,
All citizens roll with thrilling laughter.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Homely Business By Ronnie Doe

 Mo Mo Wu Yu=Ya Kou Wu Yan, 

where Mo Mo==Ya Kou=Wu Yu=Wu Yan , so
 Yan=Yu, Mo=Ya=Wu

Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink.
But just as I sit,
I hear her voice.
And I've got to get up,
Because I've got no choice.

You see, I've got this woman,
Who says she's my wife.
And says I promised to love her,
For the rest of my life.
She's awful bossy,
And overbearing too.
And she loves to tell me,
What to do!

She says," Ronald, are the dishes done?
Did you wash and dry each one?
Ronald, did you put them away,
Don't you listen to what I say?"

And I say,

"Yes, Dear, the dishes are done,
I washed and dried each one.
Yes, Dear, I put them away,
Because I always do whatever you say."

But I don't know why,
I let her treat me this way.
And I swear to God,
I'm going to leave her someday.
I'm going to walk out,
And I'm going to have some fun.
But until that day,
The dishes will be done.

By Ronnie Doe