Friday, December 21, 2012

November 27, 2012, O, Luxury By Guy W. Nong Chimps

O, what a luxury it be
how exquisite, what perfect bliss
so ordinary and yet chic
to pee to piss to take a leak.
To feel your bladder just go free
and open like the Mighty Miss
and all your cares go down the creek
to pee to piss to take a leak.
For gentlemen of great physique
who can hold water for one week
for ladies who one-quarter cup
of tea can fill completely up
for folks in urinalysis
for Viennese and Greek and Swiss
for little kids just learning this
for everyone it's pretty awesome
to urinate.
Women are quite circurnspect
but men can piss with great effect
with terrible hydraulic force
can make a stream or change its course
can put out fires or sigrettes
and sometimes
laying down out bets
late at night outside, the bars
we like to aim up at the stars.
Yet for men it's much more grand
women sit or squat
we stand
and hold the fellow in our hand
and proudly watch the yellow arc
on stones and posts for rival men
to smell and not come back again.! for image credit

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Didymus Hupp

If God is all and in all, as I opine,
Then God is also in quinine,
Also in whiskey and in wine,
In flesh of steers and flesh of swine;
Sometimes evil, sometimes benign;
Honey and milk and iodine.
Whatever you do or drink or design
You get too much of him in fine;
For a man is only a branch of the vine,
I did and here at last refine!